I thought that’s what J said, but I walked down the hallway and asked him to repeat himself, because I figured I had heard him wrong. Instead he just pointed out the window.
Um, that does look like a body. Let’s take a closer look.
Maybe someone should go poke it with a stick. Turns-out it was just the tarp from our neighbor’s pool, but for a moment we thought we were the victims of a mafia dump and run. Okay, not really. We were always pretty sure it wasn’t a body, but it sure looked like one and we had fun coming-up with all sorts of different scenarios as to how it ended-up in our backyard. Yeah, we’re those people.