You may remember my lamenting the lost opportunity to purchase a coveted glittery orange squirrel at HomeGoods. This morning I had to take my children to the dentist and we popped into Tar-jay afterward to buy some cat food. Right there in the dollar section at the front of the store, sitting there waiting just for me, was this glittery orange owl. No, an owl is not quite a squirrel, but I can be satisfied with an owl. Plus, he was only $2.50! The squirrel was quite a bit more, in the neighborhood of $14.00 regular price if I remember correctly. I love my glittery orange owl. He is my new glittery best friend. I will love him and squeeze him and call him George. George the glittery orange owl.
George, you complete me.